Sunday, February 7, 2010

Gods and Balls

There is this theory regarding the evolution of the external balls in some species of mammals.

From wikipedia: "cooler temperature of the testes allows for more efficient fertile spermatogenesis. In other words, there are no possible enzymes operating at normal core body temperature that are as efficient as the ones evolved,....."

so it is all about enzymes that work more efficiently at lower temperatures. this entire argument is about god not being human. So if a human god created universe, mankind and the rest of creation,

1. if he has balls on the outside like the rest of humans, wont he get sterile by the constant exposure to cosmic radiation in the heavens?

from the Genesis" "So God created man in the image of himself" which means he must have balls on the outside like the rest of mankind. so did he got sterile from the dangerous cosmic radiation?

there is one possible explanation,from the Genesis "And God finished on the seventh day the work that he had been doing.", did he go sterile from the cosmic rays after creating the sun and the stars ? Did he put his hands up and rest as he has gone sterile?

2. God might be a woman, they are shielded inside? wonder why the bible or any holy book never mentions of a woman creator? wonder what the PMT of the creator would be, that would be hell over here in earth every cycle? plus there is the risk of menopause.

3. God cannot be human, instead it is just a fish who just walked itself onto the earth, this explains everything including whales, rhinos and elephants having their testicles inside. Fish does not need to worry about the cosmic radiation effecting sperm quality, nor does it need to walk around showing whose got the biggest balls